doncasturbate:

my sense of style is

“fuck im late”

“what is this”

“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”

OMG LISTENING TO LED ZEPPELIN II ON VINYL IS A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE. 

shoutout to my parents for being metal heads back in the day \m/

i hate shaving my legs but I love having shaved legs u feel me

plathss:

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜

♡ ♡ ♡  friendly reminder that liking a thing before it became popular does not give you any ounce of superiority over others, and acting like it does makes you quite an asshole!!!  ♡ ♡ ♡

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜

 

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake 

fakehighschoolboyfriend:

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”