Offend In Every Way

May 24

cosrnos:

if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:

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jakemalik:

*stoner voice*

i didn’t go to high school

( •_•)>⌐■-■

i went to school high

(⌐■_■)

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ok the worst part about this is that this kid is being really sweet and nice, but i literally have no interest in him at all. if he was just a douchelord i would be like hey fuck you don’t talk to me. but of course he’s nice and i’m a fucking bitch. solid.

omg i’m going to cry i don’t want to hang out with this kid

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

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azogsgymcoach:

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

That’s college. That thing you said is college.

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nonononononononononononononononononononononononono 

fml.

fancydancynancy:

❤ Vintage Wonderland ❤

fancydancynancy:

❤ Vintage Wonderland ❤

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